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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:17
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What happens to single guys when they get older?
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
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share office space ...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...